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I bought a new deodorant this week: Dove Ultimate Go Fresh...

Me: Yeah, I'm just a little proud that I made a 99 cent bag of Crunchy Cheetos last 3 days.
Hranilovich: Amazing on the Cheetos.
Me: The corn inside makes me feel sort of ill. I prefer the tiny ones with a high surface to interior ratio.
Hranilovich: I've never heard a junk snack described so analytically.

“Can’t they invent a cell phone that only causes brain damage...”
— Scott, who may or may not work...

Mumm Napa uses a descriptive coaster for each champagne in a...