Our Apartment = Frat House
George is holding up a can of cashews larger than his head.
- Him: This contains 700% of my fat for the day.
- Me: Hmmm. That’s a lot. I bet you couldn’t eat that.
- Him: Well, maybe if I had all day….
- Me: I officially bet you. You can’t eat that whole canister.
- Him: Maybe…
- Me: Eat the nuts! Eat the nuts! Do it! Do it!
