- Me: You know what's great? Someday when we have a family we'll get a tortilla warmer.
- Husband: What is that? Some sort of gadget for keeping tortillas hot?
- Me: No, it isn't a gadget. It is a little box for tortillas.
- Husband: Oh, okay.
- (eating)
- Husband: You know, even if it was a gadget you'd want to get it.
- Me: Yeah, if it had cool parts.